Don't Drink With Monkeys

I heard on the radio the other day that a lab tech at Georgia University Health Sciences was arrested. Not too interesting, right? Wrong. He has one of the best arrest stories I've ever heard!

Apparantly, the guy was found passed out drunk and naked on the campus....in a room with two lab monkeys running around! Getting black out drunk with a bunch of monkeys? That is an EPIC party story in my book.

True, guy shouldn't have been drinking on the job, but to get wasted with lab animals is one of those moments in life you just can't pass up. I found a few articles about it that all say the same thing. Here's the one from the Huffington Post.

Now while this is an epic story of intoxication and a roaring good time that most people probably couldn't top, let's all remember that it's probably not a good idea to do something like this on the job. Ever.

Moral of the story: If a monkey ever offers you beer, just say no.